Buzz Dixon wrote a big hunk of your childhood, from Thundarr to Tiny Toons, G.I. Joe to Jem, Transformers to My Little Pony, Batman to Chip & Dale -- and he ain’t done yet!
![A Child’s Dream Literally Comes True [FICTOID]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/590697e7d1758ec4d7669624/1590717141081-GFGO1U24Q9JR5NC7915L/FT+089+A+Childs+Dream+Literally+Comes+True+-+Robert+Meyers+SQR.jpg)
A Child’s Dream Literally Comes True [FICTOID]
art by Robert Meyers
Abortion =/= Murder
This post is going to tick a lot of people off so before you get hot under the collar, here’s a cartoon of a happy little kitty cat…
![An Anthropologist At A Costume Party [FICTOID]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/590697e7d1758ec4d7669624/1590716940684-SCTQ74Z3TZ1PKIWH1OSP/FT+088+An+Anthropologist+At+A+Costume+Party+-+Ed+Emshwiller+SQR.jpg)
An Anthropologist At A Costume Party [FICTOID]
art by Ed Emshwiller
![The Best Night The Main Character Won’t Remember [FICTOID]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/590697e7d1758ec4d7669624/1589520524558-EQ309DYSLUU6892BCW3N/FT+087+The+Best+Night+The+Main+Character+Wont+Remember+-+Erik+Hermansson+SQR.jpg)
The Best Night The Main Character Won’t Remember [FICTOID]
art by Erik Hermansson
![A Hike Through The Woods [FICTOID]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/590697e7d1758ec4d7669624/1589520338105-4E0BCTD8H5UKBW5IX641/FT+086+A+Hike+Through+The+Woods+-+Edd+Cartier+SQR.jpg)
A Hike Through The Woods [FICTOID]
art by Ed Cartier
The Way The Future Was
No scene like this actually appears in the movie.
And there is no sex in the Champagne Room.
![An Interrupted Journey [FICTOID]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/590697e7d1758ec4d7669624/1589520086230-FB40JI9X4NI5NJ8GKZ4B/FT+085+An+Interrupted+Journey+SQR.jpg)
![Tumultuous Soulmates Are On Opposing Sides Of A Conflict [FICTOID]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/590697e7d1758ec4d7669624/1589519945653-82OXGZ05DKG9JHWF4SH8/FT+084+Tumultuous+Soulmates+Are+On+Opposing+Sides+Of+A+Conflict+SQR.jpg)
Among The Missing
Mom and Dad
Naples, circa 1944
![The Loss Of A Loved One [FICTOID]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/590697e7d1758ec4d7669624/1588826706423-MIGWJI3U1K361YUS1I19/FT+083+The+Loss+Of+A+Loved+One+-+Manolo+Prieto+SQR.jpg)
The Loss Of A Loved One [FICTOID]
art by Manolo Prieto
Don’t Let The Screen Door Hit You On The Way Out
art by Andre’ Gill
![The Main Character Witnesses A Crime [FICTOID]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/590697e7d1758ec4d7669624/1588307590944-7YGMURC3GPRFFN0K6ZP8/FT+082+The+Main+Character+Witnesses+A+Crime+-+Hy+Rubin+SQR.jpg)
The Main Character Witnesses A Crime [FICTOID]
art by Hy Rubin
![Conspiracy Theory Convention [FICTOID]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/590697e7d1758ec4d7669624/1588307358070-A7SL1TMKF0AQIFO2L0W6/FT+081+Conspiracy+Theory+Convention+SQR.jpg)
Inefficient As Hell
Not these guys; these guys are cool.