"I'm married to Lady Gaga."
"Really. Why didn't I see this on the news?"
"It was a small, private ceremony."
"Uh-huh. Was Lady Gaga present?"
"No. Why does that matter?"
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"I'm married to Lady Gaga."
"Really. Why didn't I see this on the news?"
"It was a small, private ceremony."
"Uh-huh. Was Lady Gaga present?"
"No. Why does that matter?"