I Do Not Like The Other Executioner [updated]
I do not like the other executioner He has no appreciation for the niceties of our business
The condemned are entitled to know their offence
They are entitled to be informed of the imminence of their death
They are entitled to prepare themselves, to appeal to their god, to set their mind in order, to think on their families for one last time
When I execute someone
It is with all the solemnity due the situation
They await me in a small room, handcuffed to a chair
I enter from behind, but step around to face them
I speak to them, call them by name
I inform them of the court’s decision
I tell them their hour is at hand
I give them a few moments to compose themselves
I listen to their last words
And then I execute them
I do so with quiet dignity
These may be criminals
Enemies of the people
But they deserve their humanity
Even at the end
My so-called colleague, however
Steps into the room behind them unannounced
Gun already in in his hand
And before they can turn to see who has entered
Blows their brains out
I have complained to the warden about the mess he leaves
But the warden has chosen
Not to get involved
In our workplace disputes
I have criticized my colleague
About his brutal methods
He shrugged and said, “We want them dead. Nothing they say or do will change that. Why waste time? It’s not like they’re going to appreciate anything we do for them after we kill them. So why waste the effort? Dead is dead.”
It is thinking like that
That makes this world
A less pleasant place to live
© Buzz Dixon