A Poem

A Poem

I met a man
A dirty man
A'pissin' in the sink

I said, "Hey, man!
Whatcha doin', man?!?!?
Pissin' in the sink?!?!?"

He continued to pee
But turned to me,
Saying with a wink:

"Don't stop and stare
'Cuz I don't care
What other people think."

So I killed him dead
Chopped off his head
And left it in the sink

The moral is:
Don't piss or whiz
Where other people drink

art by Drew Friedmanfor Screw magazine #651

Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God

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