A Poem

I met a man
A dirty man
A'pissin' in the sink

I said, "Hey, man!
Whatcha doin', man?!?!?
Pissin' in the sink?!?!?"

He continued to pee
But turned to me,
Saying with a wink:

"Don't stop and stare
'Cuz I don't care
What other people think."

So I killed him dead
Chopped off his head
And left it in the sink

The moral is:
Don't piss or whiz
Where other people drink

art by Drew Friedmanfor Screw magazine #651