I said, "Hey, man! Whatcha doin', man?!?!? Pissin' in the sink?!?!?"
He continued to pee But turned to me, Saying with a wink:
"Don't stop and stare 'Cuz I don't care What other people think."
So I killed him dead Chopped off his head And left it in the sink
The moral is: Don't piss or whiz Where other people drink
art by Drew Friedman for Screw magazine #651