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the humanity poem [updated]
if your virtue
requires either
carrot or stick
you’re not human
you’re just a dick
© Buzz Dixon
Buzz Dixon wrote a big hunk of your childhood, from Thundarr to Tiny Toons, G.I. Joe to Jem, Transformers to My Little Pony, Batman to Chip & Dale -- and he ain’t done yet!
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