Fictoid:  Salome’s Ventriloquist Act

Fictoid: Salome’s Ventriloquist Act

“It’s always nice being back here at Herod’s Palace. 
John, did you get a haircut?”

“I just had ‘em take a little off the top.”

“Are you going to sing a song for us?”

“Yeah – ‘I Ain’t Got No Body’.”

“Hey, my eyes are up here!”

“Well, mine are down here.”

“Thenk hew!  Ya binna wunnaful audience! 
Don’t forget to tip your waitress!”

 

test © Buzz Dixon

(updated August 8, 2018)

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