Fictoid: Salome’s Ventriloquist Act
“It’s always nice being back here at Herod’s Palace.
John, did you get a haircut?”
“I just had ‘em take a little off the top.”
“Are you going to sing a song for us?”
“Yeah – ‘I Ain’t Got No Body’.”
“Hey, my eyes are up here!”
“Well, mine are down here.”
“Thenk hew! Ya binna wunnaful audience!
Don’t forget to tip your waitress!”
test © Buzz Dixon
(updated August 8, 2018)