Fictoid: Salome’s Ventriloquist Act

Mataro da Vergato - Salomé ventriloquist CAP

“Salome” by Mataro de Vergato text © Buzz Dixon

“It’s always nice being back here at Herod’s Palace.  John, did you get a haircut?”

“I just had ‘em take a little off the top.”

“Are you going to sing a song for us?”

“Yeah – ‘I Ain’t Got No Body’.”

“Hey, my eyes are up here!”

“Well, mine are down here.”

“Thenk hew!  Ya binna wunnaful audience!  Don’t forget to tip your waitress!”

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