Prime Property [FICTOID]

“Are you looking for prime numbers?  Well, look no further that Al Gebra’s Prime Number City off the Calculus Turnpike in the Fractal Valley.

“You want single digit, double digit, triple digit primes?  Here, look at this one, a like new 389, available to you for just 17 -- count ‘em, 17 -- low-low-low payments of $101.

“Or how about this factory fresh 661?  Yes, indeedy, we own our own factory, turning out prime numbers like clockwork.

“And if triple digit primes are too rich for your taste, we have a handful of pre-owned double digit primes available.

“You can purchase an 11 for just 31 easy payments of $89, a 31 for 89 payments of $11, or an 89 at 11 short payments of $31.  That’s so cheap I might even buy it myself.

“But don’t think we don’t carry higher end prime numbers for those of you seeking more luxury in math.

“Take this 2,711 available for the low sticker price of $8,087.

“Or this brand new 6,029 marked down to $4,247.

“With our own factory on the premises, we can custom order 5, 7, even 11 digit primes to meet your mathematical needs.  So come on down to Al Gebra’s Prime Number City – our prices are irrational!”

© Buzz Dixon