A Lifelong Bachelor Visiting Married Friends (FICTOID)
The arrest was broadcast internationally. The resulting flap caused the celebrity evangelical couple to divorce, each blaming the other for leading them astray.
The third wheel of this affair, a bisexual built for two, studied zoology when he first met the couple though later he inherited his father’s comb factory after parting with academia.
“I found it interesting from a scientific point of view,” he explained on camera. “I could tell from the way he would gaze at me when we had his wife tied up in a harness that it was only a matter of time before this blew up -- tick tock, tick tock.”
Through his lawyer, the husband explained he was led astray by his wife who all too willingly accepted his suggestions.
His wife, on the other hand, blamed her husband for not simply owning up to his own masochism and homosexuality.
The brawl started in the church office and spilled out into the front where a nativity creche had been set up. Dozens of cell phone captured the wife clobbering her soon-to-be-ex-husband with an internally lit glowing fiberglass baby Jesus.
“Could been worse,” their lover told reporters. “The cross they display at Easter is made of real wood.”
© Buzz Dixon
