Fictoid: One Morning In The Bathroom...

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“You didn’t do a good job cleaning the bathroom mirror.”

“I cleaned it!”

“Not well.  Look down here.  There are water spots all along the base.”

“Ah, well, look at our height difference.  Your eyes are closer to the base, mine are closer to the top.  I may have overlooked some spots along the base, but trust me, the top is perfect.”

“Water doesn’t splash all the way from the sink up to the top!”

“Hey, that’s not my fault…”

(c) Buzz Dixon

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