Fictoid: one day on his deathbed...

Pruett Carter - on his deathbed cap

"My darling, before I shuffle off this mortal coil, there is something I must confess:  I have been unfaithful to you countless times with prostitutes, the wives of friends, even your own sister."  "I know, dear.  That's why I poisoned you."

joke stolen from the late great Moms Mabley

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